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Houston’s Missed Connections: Paging El Guapo

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here’s a few that we found interesting.

chofer venezolano caliente - m4m - 40 (houston)

hola guapo, me encanto nuestro ultimo encuentro. me gustaria sentir de nuevo tu crema ejeculando de tu verga. mwm discretousted es repugnante.

hot korean cowboy - m4m - 38 (Humble)

dude, it’s been a while, but i’ve been thinking thither you. i’ve moved away from houston but wondered if you ever travel east. this white married stud is missing your spicy muscled bod. if you requisite to keep in skilfulness, drop me a information. we used to meet at the bookstores above and cheaper than the beltway on 59.sorry, dude. he’s employ having his bok choy polished right under by kim chi.

Did you order pizza Friday night? - m4w (Spring)

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this is your confinement man… i was having a physical shitty edge that night until i delivered your pizza. you asked me how i was doing (no one ever does that!) and i was so taken aback by your wonderful smile and dazzling brown eyes that i had much trouble stuttering unlit my reply. i know this is a long shot but what have i got to lose?

the last 2 digits of your address are 06, you live on a very short street…Here’s a thought. Deliver a pizza to her house every day until she gets the idea or calls the police.

Late Night Catechism - m4w (Stages)

sam is your celebrity and you were sitting on the face racket and was asked to stand by sister and i plan you were stunning looking. we glanced at each other and smiled during break but you were on your cell phone. i was the guy in the tangy colored shirt and dress slacks. i would love to meet up with you for the sake of a glass of wine and colloquy. interested? what exactly is a “tangy colored shirt?” did you be a stool-pigeon your margarita on the rocks no salt on your polyester? fyi, the chili peppers have something to tell you.

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